More Diplomatic Indiscretions: Chirac apparently insulted British and Finnish cuisine: "The French daily Liberation quoted Chirac as saying to German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder and Russian President Vladimir Putin on Sunday that "you can't trust people who cook as badly as that," referring to the British, and "after Finland, it's the country with the worst food." As punishment, Finnish European lawmaker Alexander Stubb feels Chirac should have to eat Finnish and British food.

Also, shockingly, Fox News has offended Canada.