Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Daily Dose of Durst (Not Darst): While these posts are, in the words of one person, quite snarky, they are diverting. I'm not saying I agree, just that some are funny. Here are some of the more recent ones:

September 20, 2005

If Supreme Court Chief Justice nominee John Roberts were any whiter, he’d be translucent. This guy makes Ward Cleaver look like a gangsta.

September 19, 2005

I think the President is being unfairly accused of racism in his lack of response to Hurricane Katrina. This administration doesn’t differentiate between black and white. The only color that motivates them to act is green.

September 16, 2005

Between 2001 and 2004, 4.1 million more Americans slipped into poverty while the upper 2% of the the country’s richest became 55% wealthier. So, say what you will about Bush’s policies. They’re working.

September 15, 2005

Bush is to leadership what prairie brambles are to mobile surgery rooms.

September 14, 2005

John Roberts, Bush’s nominee for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, refused to answer questions about his opinions on Roe vs. Wade. To the President, they’re equally effective ways to get out of New Orleans.

September 13, 2005

Bush says he doesn’t want to play the “Blame Game.” Makes sense. Never heard of a chicken who wanted to play the “Extra Crispy” game.

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