Sweet Neocon: here are the lyrics. And yet, they still have Republican donors... Maybe if these teens were big rock stars they would have been allowed to express dissent (which they hadn't even gotten to) without being threatened with arrest: they went to a Santorum book signing at B&N and talked about getting him to sign a book about a gay couple adopting a child, and were subsequently told to leave and threatened with rest. Way to inspire the young people, Santorum!

We're all getting fatter... except Oregon (is it maybe because half of Oregon has moved to DC? Everyone I meet here seems to be from Oregon! Then again, none of them are obese...)

Thou Shalt Not Lip Sync: The President of Turkmenistan has outlawed lip syncing... "He has outlawed opera and ballet and railed against long hair and gold teeth, but now Turkmen President Saparmurat Niyazov is determined to wipe out another perceived scourge: lip synching. Niyazov has ordered a ban on lip synching performances across the tightly controlled Central Asian nation, citing "a negative effect on the development of singing and musical art," the president's office said Tuesday."