Walken for President?: Apparently there are internet rumors based on a site announcing Christopher Walken's candidancy. I have to admit he swept me off my feet with his Fatboy Slim Video performance, and the cowbell piece was one of the funniest things I've seen on Saturday Night Live... but President???

Careful Where You Buy Your Sperm: As if you needed a reason, but here's an article detailing how unsafe it is to buy sperm on the internet.