Superweirdos: There is a new Conservative "graphic novel" which "posits a dark future in which Gore became president and the cyberized team of Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North use their bioengineered superpowers to... um... well, that's unclear. But it involves, apparently, talking on the radio. With superpowers!" (as described by the Daily Kos).

Here's an excerpt (check out the link for the full comic book effect): "It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists which have yielded governing authority to the United Nations. It is up to an underground conservative group (known as F.O.I.L.) led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden’s plans to nuke New York City."

As another blogger rightly asks "what on earth continues to give conservatives these bizarre persecution fantasies?"
(btw, I feel like this alone makes up for the lackluster news I posted yesterday. I hope you agree that I have redeemed myself.)